I can’t do anything, I’m just a big man child that’ll never amount to anything

might as well end this depressing existence short before I have to spend another birthday alone and in tears because nobody cares about me

add3ra11:

Life’s unfair and then you die. Woohoo

i wanna cry myself to sleep but I can’t fall asleep because it’s 2am and I just woke up

it’s February again

so I’m back on tumblr for the first time in half a decade to cry about my life to people who don’t know me irl. because I’m about to turn 23, have accomplished nothing, am still alone, unwanted, and just a waste of resources. and if I vent about this to anyone irl they’ll just leave like always.

manywinged:

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

(via joshpeck)

The Signs as School Supplies

astrology-n-fun:

Aries - A metal ruler meant for measuring but mostly likely used as a weapon

Taurus - The lunchbox that belongs to that one kid who always packs hella good food

Gemini - The pack of gum that is sometimes shared with everyone and sometimes is like “nah, i don’t have any” when they still have some

Cancer - The pencil sharpener with loud shrieks and good intentions but always fucks up everyones pencil

Leo - A sparkly pink pen with gold feathers, most likely made for third graders

Virgo - A $64.00 black leather planner filled with hella color-coded sticky notes

Libra - A plethora of colorful mechanical pencils that are always given out to other classmates but never returned

Scorpio - A black sharpie hidden in the pocket of the kid who wrote 69 all over the bathroom stall

Sagittarius - That one geography book that has “ur outfit is fucking ugly” written in pen all over it

Capricorn - The graphing calculator everyone asks to borrow

Aquarius - A stack of loose leaf paper that can’t be tied down by any binder

Pisces - Piles of notebooks meant for note taking but filled with doodles of mermaids and their crushes name