when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER, APPLE, CAUSE THATS A MACHINE GUN OUT THERE
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE
Weirwoods are considered sacred to the followers of the old gods. The children of the forest are said to have carved faces in the weirwoods during the Dawn Age, before the coming of the First Men across the narrow sea. It is said that through the faces the old gods watch over the followers and bear witness to important events. The greenseers of the children of the forest can see through the eyes of weirwoods. Since trees have no sense of time, the greenseer can see into the past or present when looking through the eyes of a tree.
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush
this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist